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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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