- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

angelo snyder is not ga

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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