- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

someone called someone else a frog

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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