- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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