Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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