What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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