- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Men's rights

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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