One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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