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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Your Mom The End.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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