- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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