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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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