What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Get up Look in the mirror

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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