- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I like school Said no one ever.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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