Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

bite me

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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