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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

bite me

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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