- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

how much fish could a chicken

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

there once was a frog with no leggs

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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