Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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