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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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