- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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