How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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