- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Do the roar!

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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