- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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