what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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