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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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