A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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