- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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