- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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