A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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