Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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