Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Pain Olympics.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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