- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

knock knock Goodbye

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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