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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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