What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

thumb_up thumb_down -9

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Canadians

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Boxing on Boxing Day

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops