- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

If life gives you lemonade.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

If life gives you lemonade.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!