Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

You are joking right?

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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