- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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