- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

These Jokes suck.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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