- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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