How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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