What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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