- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Men's rights

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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