Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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