Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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