- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

civil rights

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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