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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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