Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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knock knock come in !

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Anti Joke

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