- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

hi jonny

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

one morning i turned on my tv

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

What is cowboy say

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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