What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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