Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How high is the sky? True or False

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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