a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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