- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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