Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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