an emo girl walked into a white room

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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guess what what ...

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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