- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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