- Anti Joke

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.