- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait! hundred billions!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

knock knock... ...no answer

Badabing.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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