Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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