What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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