- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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