What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Get up Look in the mirror

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why so serious ?

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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