whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Men's rights

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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