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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.