Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

asians have slitted eyes lol

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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