What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

AIDS

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Anti Joke

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