Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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