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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

read this sentence again.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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