Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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