- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

knock knock... ...no answer

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