How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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