What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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women's rights

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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black chicken. kfc

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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