- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I'm homeless.

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