- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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