If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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