- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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