- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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