Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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