Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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