- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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