There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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