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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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