- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A woman walks into a bar.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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