what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Anti Joke

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