Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Dwarf Shortage

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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