- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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