- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

The diamond one below is hilarious.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

can you pass the soap?

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