Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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