Once, I went to Peru.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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