Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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