- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

my egg roll

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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