- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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