- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A pope meets another one

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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