- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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