Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's the difference between a duck?

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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