Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Barack Obama.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...