why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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womens rights.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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