- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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