- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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