A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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school homewrok

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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