- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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