Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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