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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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