Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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dallen loves penis

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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black people swimming

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Anti Joke

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