- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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