- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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