How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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