An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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