- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why? Why not?

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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