10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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