Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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