- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A dyslexic blind man

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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