Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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