Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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no rasist joks

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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