- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

women's rights.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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