- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Obama lin Baden.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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