How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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