Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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read this sentence again.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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