- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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