How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Good job, son.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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