- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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