- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A young baby died.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your mom.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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