Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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I like poop in my butt

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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