- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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