- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What is my name? I dont know

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Knock, knock. Come in.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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