knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's one plus one? two.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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