- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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