How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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RUN

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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