- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's funny? Women's rights.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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