Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Anti Joke

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