- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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