A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Niall Horan

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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