- Anti Joke

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

hers a joke... japanese people

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents