- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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