- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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