How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Penis-biter

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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