Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

your so fat. your fat!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

can you touch your toes? no

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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