- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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