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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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