Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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