Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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