- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

your mom.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

PENIS :)

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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