knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Cheese

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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People...

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Anti Joke

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