- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Hey Shea

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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