- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VITAMIN C!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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