the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

HELLO EVERYONE

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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