- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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