Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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