- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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