- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

One time i was sitting down

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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