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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Anti Joke

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