An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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