- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

an emo girl walked into a white room

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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