- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Wait! hundred billions!

knock knock... ...no answer

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

your no better than a cockroach

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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