- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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