I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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