- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Dwarf Shortage

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

womens rights.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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