- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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