What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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