- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mother is so fat.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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