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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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