- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??