- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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