What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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