Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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