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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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